1.Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!

2.What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hi, bud!"

3.I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.

4.What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

5.Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

6.What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

7.What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!

8.Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.

9.Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spread it!

10.I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.